Never one to shy away from sensational exaggeration, The Drudge Report gives Senator John McCain marquee billing with the headline "SEN. MCCAIN STARS IN BOOB RAUNCH FEST" for his cameo role in this summer's "The Wedding Crashers".

Determined to one up Drudge, Coldplay's Chris Martin affirms and reaffirms that never in the history of the world has hyperbole been taken to such wild extremes.

Gwyneth, politely pour a cup of hot tea in his knickers, luv, he's delusional.